So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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