your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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