he shaved USA in his pubs
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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