dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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