and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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