oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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