Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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