you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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