He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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