Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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