..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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