And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
