David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
birth control should be required to get into college
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Randomize
