So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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