Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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