you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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