I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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