Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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