i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
