At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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