were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Are we still banned from the library?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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