Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
this boner is exhausting
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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