ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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