Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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