You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So much Jack, so little girl.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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