Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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