You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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