no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
now i know why i became what i already was.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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