she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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