just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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