Don't you send me to vm
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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