I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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