I wish I only lived at night.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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