Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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