so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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