a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize
