Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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