Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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