Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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