There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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