That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
