Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
