i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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