Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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