he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Randomize
