New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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