i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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