I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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