At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Someone signed my nipple.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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