id be glad to
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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