last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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