Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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