So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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