in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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