turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
