Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
