i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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